{"id":7024677093411,"title":"Pencils for the Office","handle":"pencils-for-the-office","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e FINAL SALE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb749 _1ptiwb762\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb76c\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eOh, cool. It’s Monday again. Feels like I just clocked out. Know what I love about Mondays? Nothing. In fifteen minutes, I’ll be sleeping with my eyes open for an hour-long meeting about employee morale followed by a “surprise” birthday cake and card everyone half-heartedly signs while doing a slow eye-roll. Which is the same eye-roll I’ll be making when I read it, ‘cuz it’s my birthday and even that won’t fix a Monday. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-f669fadb-0 bShfuY\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-f669fadb-0 bShfuY\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_13ey34m2i _13ey34m5 _13ey34m1j _13ey34m28\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb749 _1ptiwb762\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb76c\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","published_at":"2024-07-25T22:29:01-07:00","created_at":"2024-07-17T09:28:19-07:00","vendor":"Saturday Morning Pancakes","type":"pens","tags":["co-workers","pencils","pens","work"],"price":1400,"price_min":1400,"price_max":1400,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":40521187655715,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"16247","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Pencils for the Office","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1400,"weight":57,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":2,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":null,"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/OfficePencils2.png?v=1722274887","\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/OfficePencils1.png?v=1722274887"],"featured_image":"\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/OfficePencils2.png?v=1722274887","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":26004939440163,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.997,"height":1264,"width":1260,"src":"\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/OfficePencils2.png?v=1722274887"},"aspect_ratio":0.997,"height":1264,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/OfficePencils2.png?v=1722274887","width":1260},{"alt":null,"id":26004939407395,"position":2,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1082,"width":1082,"src":"\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/OfficePencils1.png?v=1722274887"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1082,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/OfficePencils1.png?v=1722274887","width":1082}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e FINAL SALE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb749 _1ptiwb762\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb76c\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eOh, cool. It’s Monday again. Feels like I just clocked out. Know what I love about Mondays? Nothing. In fifteen minutes, I’ll be sleeping with my eyes open for an hour-long meeting about employee morale followed by a “surprise” birthday cake and card everyone half-heartedly signs while doing a slow eye-roll. Which is the same eye-roll I’ll be making when I read it, ‘cuz it’s my birthday and even that won’t fix a Monday. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-f669fadb-0 bShfuY\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-f669fadb-0 bShfuY\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_13ey34m2i _13ey34m5 _13ey34m1j _13ey34m28\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb749 _1ptiwb762\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb76c\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e"}