{"id":7025100750883,"title":"Pencils for First World Problems","handle":"pencils-for-first-world-problems","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e FINAL SALE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb749 _1ptiwb762\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb76c\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAWWWWW.... I hear you're having a bad day. First of all, your wifi sucks, so Shameless is totally lagging. Plus, it’s 95 outside but you're shivering under a blanket because the AC is SO freezing, and now your gluten-free muffin was the BEST gluten-free muffin you've ever had until you realized they gave you the one with almonds. And we both know you said NO NUTS.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-f669fadb-0 bShfuY\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-f669fadb-0 bShfuY\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_13ey34m2i _13ey34m5 _13ey34m1j _13ey34m28\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb749 _1ptiwb762\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb76c\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","published_at":"2024-07-25T22:29:34-07:00","created_at":"2024-07-17T22:07:44-07:00","vendor":"Saturday Morning Pancakes","type":"pens","tags":["co-workers","pencils","pens","work"],"price":1400,"price_min":1400,"price_max":1400,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":40522040213539,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"16250","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Pencils for First World Problems","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1400,"weight":57,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":2,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":null,"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/FirstWorldProblems2.png?v=1722274635","\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/FirstWorldProblems1.png?v=1722274635"],"featured_image":"\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/FirstWorldProblems2.png?v=1722274635","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":26004934623267,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.998,"height":1200,"width":1198,"src":"\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/FirstWorldProblems2.png?v=1722274635"},"aspect_ratio":0.998,"height":1200,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/FirstWorldProblems2.png?v=1722274635","width":1198},{"alt":null,"id":26004934656035,"position":2,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.997,"height":1252,"width":1248,"src":"\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/FirstWorldProblems1.png?v=1722274635"},"aspect_ratio":0.997,"height":1252,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.saturdaymorningpancakes.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/FirstWorldProblems1.png?v=1722274635","width":1248}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e FINAL SALE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb749 _1ptiwb762\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb76c\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAWWWWW.... I hear you're having a bad day. First of all, your wifi sucks, so Shameless is totally lagging. Plus, it’s 95 outside but you're shivering under a blanket because the AC is SO freezing, and now your gluten-free muffin was the BEST gluten-free muffin you've ever had until you realized they gave you the one with almonds. And we both know you said NO NUTS.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-f669fadb-0 bShfuY\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-f669fadb-0 bShfuY\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_13ey34m2i _13ey34m5 _13ey34m1j _13ey34m28\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb749 _1ptiwb762\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_1ptiwb77b _1ptiwb76c\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_1ntfbzc4 _1ntfbzc18 _1ntfbzc19 _1ntfbzc1j _1ntfbzc1r _1ntfbzc1u _1ntfbzc5\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e"}